Scooby Doo an XXX Parody
Ah yes! The XXX parody series is something which seems destined to ruin everyone’s childhood by making the innocent characters of our past into sluts and studs. This particular one is none other than Scooby Doo which seems like an odd choice. The main character of the series is after all a dog so I very much doubt that this is faithful recreation of the series with a porn twist. After all I don’t think Scooby Doo would make a good pornstar and I’m relatively sure that’s illegal. Well maybe not in the south… onwards to the review.
Well at least the film gives an indication that it won’t have bestiality as Scooby Doo is gone from the cover and the rest of the gang are looking at his discarded collar. The four members of our main cast all look a little strange on the opening cover as if they had seen something that made the women horny and the men afraid. Not a good sign for something aimed at men but whatever at least Velma and Daphne are somewhat hot. The thing that I find humorous about the cover is the way Shaggy’s looking at the camera with a halfcocked and looking down as if he smelt something very unpleasant.
So we open up with Shaggy lying on his bed with a hangover from both drugs and booze after he went to an apparently sweet party but something’s wrong. Where’d Scooby Doo run off to?!?!
Shaggy instantly leaps into action assembling the gang in order to hunt down the mystery of where his best friend has run off too. We move forward to a scene introducing all of the character. All I have to say is that Shaggy is the only one of them that has any ability to act (Even if it is at a Z-level). Fred earns the biggest annoyance award for his incredibly campy performance. I know it’s supposed to be campy but god damn man your voice makes me want to punch myself every time I hear you. Daphne is dumb as shit which is likely due to the actor also being dumb as rocks and not able to handle any dialogue more complex then, “were gonna make babies huh Fredels?”
Anyways they all take notes as Shaggy recaps the story about what happened last night. Apparently Shaggy went to some Halloween party (you know the kind were all the women dress like whores) and meet up with some slut.
Forget what I said about Shaggy being the only one able to act. lily labeau plays the slut and she manages to be perhaps the sexist girl in this film despite just being some random party slut. She fills the roll so well and is sexy as she does it. She asks rather bluntly if Shaggy would like to fuck her but he’s busy looking for Scooby Doo so see grabs him by the balls and tells him that if Scooby’s cute than he can fuck her too before dragging him off to the bedroom. Seriously she is sexy as hell and I’m going to more parties on campus now just to meet some chick like her…screw the STDs I say!
What follows is a very hot scene between Shaggy and Lily which goes on for about twenty minutes and features a damn good variety of oral and different positions. Here are some examples.
In many ways this is a rather typical scene but for some reason (see: Lily Labeau) I really like it due to the eagerness of the actors. There’s also a fair amount of kissing which makes this scene more intense them I normally see.
After the money shot were instantly brought to Fred…AHHHHHH! Abrupt transition is abrupt.
Anyways were back to the future (hehe) and we find out the Fred and Daphne are trying to have a child so naturally they need to fuck as soon as possible which is right in front of Velma and Shaggy. Shaggy goes into stoner mode while Velma protest but watches.
This scene with Fred and Daphne well just isn’t very good. Maybe it’s because Fred’s a douchebag and Daphne’s as dumb as a rock but serious they just don’t have any chemistry like the last scene.
Wow Daphne really let herself go I mean just look at this shot apparently the actor is supposed to be a big shot porn actress but her body just isn’t that hot? By porn standards of course J
Anyways after the scene the gang decides to take the mystery machine to the haunted mansion were the party was last night. By haunted mansion I mean big house because well just take a look at the picture.
If that’s a mansion then my neighborhood must be made of millionaires. Anyways there’s a joke in here that works rather well and I won’t spoil it but suffice to say it makes Fred look like a douchebag (which of course he is). It’s probably the only moment I actually chuckled at this so-called parody.
Yes I’m sure a clue to finding Scooby is that baby statue your molesting…dumb slut… so that gang splits up and looks for clues until they notice someone approaching. In comes ‘The Demon’ who forces Shaggy and Velma to hide in a closet I wonder where this is going.
Much to my surprise it actually goes to a flashback were Velma is doing a solo scene while listening to Shaggy say how he fucked Lily from earlier. As for how hot the scene is well it’s not all that visual relying more on the situation to make an impact as good solo scenes tend to do. It’s alright but I’m not really buying her as Velma. For Christ sake she hasn’t given one single Scooby snack to anyone that’s not Velma at all!
Well after that light scene with Velma we naturally have a heavy scene with Velma where she practically begs for Shaggy to fuck her. It’s a humorous scene that involves the most memorable line from Velma, “jinkies you do have a huge cock!” The following scene though is less than memorable with only mediocre performances at best.
Who are they trying to fool with that wallpaper I mean seriously they couldn’t get books or do people seriously buy wallpaper with books on it. On second thought are those drapes I can’t really tell but I think so… by the way if you haven’t guessed this scene is kinda boring.
Defiantly wallpaper and drapes.
So eventually Fred stumbles upon them after the good old money shot funny how that always happens right afterwards. After a few seconds more of making fun of Fred (which I approve of) they make their way to the bathtub where they find a stash of money. Duh Duh… wait aren’t we looking for Scooby doo?
So yeah they find some money that was stolen from the bank but oh noes they here footsteps coming and need to hide. Fred and Scooby find under the bed and Daphne is led in by the demon whose outfit is pathetically fake. Not that it matters because we have a lesbian scene!
The excuse being that they need to distract the demon so that the men can escape wish more women would think like that.
Well I guess Daphne has a good ass but I still don’t like her she seems like the major drag in all of these scenes and she defiantly could look more like Daphne. For crying out loud her hair is blond!
You know if the actor who played Daphne shaved her hair and wore guy’s clothes she could probably pass as a Guido with that fake ass tan.
So the scene plays out and surprise they get found out and a chase scene reminding me of the old Scooby Doo one’s ensue. It’s actually kinda clever but goes on for way too long. Eventually the Gang locks themselves inside of a room and decided now would be a good time for an orgy!
Wow Velma actually brings something to this scene which unfortunately still has Fred and Daphne in it. I don’t know the actors but I just don’t think there good in this film their just not that into it. Then again if I was making a prono of one of my childhood classics I’m not sure I would be into it… ok I would.
Something that’s becoming clear is the lack of variety in the scenes as all the actors tend to do the same kind of acts. There’s rarely anal and no DP. In fact this is perhaps the most tame porno I’ve seen in a long time. So after they paste the girls the police show up and catch the bad guy who turns out to be Evan Stone!
Whatever oh and Scooby Doo went on vacation.
Score: 6/10 it has its moments but really it’s not that sexy except for the first scene which brings the whole film up.
Best Performer: Lily Labeau is one sexy ass slut and I mean that with the utmost respect to the women.
Best Scene: Shaggy fucking some random party slut was such a good scene that it really did make the movie worse by comparison I expect good things from Lily Labeau.
Special: It didn’t really live up to reminding me of Scooby doo that much after all Daphne has blond hair and the movie doesn’t even reference the series except in maybe two spots that I can think of.
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